How we make your bathroom not smell like a bathroom
Character (Man):
Why do all bathrooms smell so gross?
Mad Scientist (Doc):
You see, young man, bathrooms smell bad because of the aggregation of odor-causing germs and bacteria that grow in uric acid salts. And if they’re not cleaned and sanitized regularly, they smell…and oy vey can they smell. Just like in this bathroom. Yeesh!
Micro Shield Man (MS Man):
Doc, let me show you the way to a clean, fresh and sanitized bathroom.
Micro Shield Man (MS Man):
Excuse me, young man, there’s work to be done here, and Micro Shield Man is the one to do it!
Micro Shield Man (MS Man):
Micro Shield doesn’t just clean a bathroom; Micro Shield uses a special, proprietary blend of chemicals that kill odors and disease-causing bacteria and viruses. Then they apply a protective coating to fixtures leaving your bathroom sparkling clean, smelling fresh, and sanitized and protected from those harmful odor- and disease-causing bacteria and viruses regrowing for up to 7-10 days
Micro Shield Man (MS Man):
All clear… It’s safe and sanitary to go in now. Enjoy!
Character (Man):
Thanks, Micro Shield man. You’re my hero!!!